Tired of boring science tees? Upgrade your DNA (and your wardrobe) with the only evolutionary chart that truly matters!
It all started with an awkward hunch, a tiny ukulele, and a dream. Now, look at us! We’ve traded in foraging for finger faster solos and grunts for glorious power chords.
This isn’t just a design; it’s a monumental (and highly debatable) scientific statement about human progression. See the clear path from Hominid to Headbanger, with the crucial stepping stones of the acoustic strummer and the gear-loving music purist!
Get the Design That Proves: Opposable thumbs, finally explained!
Now Available for the Modern Musician (or Aspiring Rock God):
T-Shirts: Perfect for jamming under hot stage lights (or hot bedroom lamps). It’s the ultimate Funny Guitar Sweatshirt for players who take their humor seriously.
Sweatshirts: Ideal for cold venue load-outs, or just making a bold statement at your next Band Practice.
Tumblers: For fueling your late-night Shredding sessions (coffee, tea, or that ‘guitarist needs a beer’ concoction).
Don’t be a Neanderthal! Level up your look and grab this masterpiece today!
(Warning: May cause spontaneous air guitar solos and an urge to buy ‘just one more’ piece of gear.)
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
