“Evolution of a Guitarist” shows what really happened!
Tired of boring travel mugs? Upgrade your hydration and your humor with the only evolutionary chart that truly matters! “Evolution of a Guitarist” shows what really happened!
It all started with an awkward hunch, a tiny ukulele, and a dream. Now, look at us! We’ve traded in foraging for finger faster solos and grunts for glorious power chords. This isn’t just a design; it’s a monumental (and highly debatable) scientific statement about human progression. See the clear path from Hominid to Headbanger, with the crucial stepping stones of the acoustic strummer and the gear-loving music purist!
The Insulated Tumbler That Proves: Opposable Thumbs, Finally Explained!
Now Available for the Modern Musician (or Aspiring Rock God):
This insulated tumbler is the ultimate gear for your journey from practicing in the garage to rocking the stage.
Keeps your Fuel Hot or Cold: Perfect for fueling your Shredding sessions—whether it’s piping hot coffee for a late-night recording session or ice-cold water (or something stronger) for staying cool under the lights.
Built for the Road: With its durable, travel-ready design, it’s the perfect companion for venue load-ins, long bus rides, or just keeping your drink secure on top of your amp stack.
The Ultimate Guitarist Gift: It’s an easy way to carry your passion and a guaranteed laugh.
Don’t be a Neanderthal! Level up your look and grab this masterpiece of hydration today!
(Warning: May cause spontaneous air guitar solos and an urge to buy ‘just one more’ piece of gear.)
Stay sippin’ in style. This 20-oz stainless steel tumbler keeps your drinks hot or cold on the go with a sleek, glossy finish and a spill-resistant lid. Perfect for daily commutes, workouts, or cozy mornings.
• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
• Blank product sourced from China
