Tired of boring science tees? Upgrade your DNA (and your wardrobe) with the only evolutionary chart that truly matters!
It all started with an awkward hunch, a tiny ukulele, and a dream. Now, look at us! We’ve traded in foraging for finger faster solos and grunts for glorious power chords.
This isn’t just a design; it’s a monumental (and highly debatable) scientific statement about human progression. See the clear path from Hominid to Headbanger, with the crucial stepping stones of the acoustic strummer and the gear-loving music purist!
Get the Design That Proves: Opposable thumbs, finally explained!
Now Available for the Modern Musician (or Aspiring Rock God):
T-Shirts: Perfect for jamming under hot stage lights (or hot bedroom lamps). It’s the ultimate Funny Guitar T-Shirt for players who take their humor seriously.
Sweatshirts: Ideal for cold venue load-outs, or just making a bold statement at your next Band Practice.
Mugs: For fueling your late-night Shredding sessions (coffee, tea, or that ‘guitarist needs a beer’ concoction).
Don’t be a Neanderthal! Level up your look and grab this masterpiece today!
(Warning: May cause spontaneous air guitar solos and an urge to buy ‘just one more’ piece of gear.)
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
