You’ve seen the signs, heard the whispers, and maybe even looked up at the night sky with a guitar in your hands… Now, finally, the truth is out there, and it’s on your back!
Introducing our new “Why They Are Really Here…” Vintage T-Shirt! Inspired by classic sci-fi mysteries and good old-fashioned rock ‘n’ roll, this tee captures that iconic “I Want To Believe” spirit with a hilarious, guitar-slinging twist.
Why you NEED this shirt:
Classic Design, Modern Comfort: Featuring a retro graphic of a UFO beaming up guitars from a desert pickup truck, framed by those mysterious mountains.
Vintage Earth Tones: Printed on super soft, premium fabric in colors reminiscent of classic Americana and dusty alien encounters – think muted olives, sun-faded blues, desert sands, and earthy browns. (Perfect for blending in… or standing out!)
The Ultimate Conversation Starter: Get ready for compliments and curious glances! This shirt isn’t just clothing; it’s a statement.
For the Believers & The Strummers: Whether you’re scanning the skies for extraterrestrial life or just rocking out in your garage, this tee speaks your language.
A Nod to the Legends: Channeling that “I Want To Believe” vibe, but with a unique, musical answer to the cosmic question: “Why are the aliens here?” Because they know where the good music is, of course! And maybe… just maybe… I play guitar to keep the aliens away!
Don’t just wear a shirt, wear a story. Grab your “Why They Are Really Here…” tee today and let the world know your theory!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
